How to get a Publishing Deal # 9

Reader Logoby The Lone Ranger

The last one! After this I get put back in my box until next year! So drum roll please ....

Tip Number 9

Paste your Novel up in Your Publisher's Local Tube Station

Again research is key. Find out what route your chosen publisher takes and then plaster your script all over the tube walls. You'll have to tear down the existing posters first ( See picture above for one I've prepared earlier) then paste them all up. It might help to use a font higher than the 12 point your publisher normally asks for and to wear rubber boots.

Enjoy Christmas and send me your book once it is in print - signed with a mince pie would be nice.

That's signed by you with a mince pie.

No sorry, that's signed by you with a pen and a mince pie.

No! Stella help! - see how important sentence construction is!

Picture credit: Francis Storr


Beth Fehlbaum, Author said...

Cute post!
Beth Fehlbaum, author
Courage in Patience, a story of hope for those who have endured abuse
Ch. 1 is online!

Stella said...

Finally, I something I'm (sorta) qualified for!

I could so do the wallpaper thing! Wait, let me get my roller.

I'm afraid I can't help you with sentence construction, Mr. Ranger. I'm never sure where to punctuate and I like splitting infinitives.

Enjoy your mince pies...

The Lone Ranger said...

Thankyou Beth you look pretty cute yourself

Mike French said...

Lone Ranger stop chatting up the readers - sorry Beth - good luck with your writing in 09.