by The Lone Ranger
The Irresistible Inheritance of Wilberforce by Paul Torday
The Resistible Book by Paul Torday
Return with me now to the not so thrilling day of this morning.
Before you ask - yes that is THE bench in the picture. And yes it took nearly an hour and a half.
I mean I have other things to do you know. Tonto keeps complaining that I'm neglecting my other duties.
Anyway, this is a narked off Lone Ranger today. So I suppose you want the low down?
Okay - but it's going to be quick:
Within 17 minutes a man and a bin man discuss the book whilst looking at it.
At 50 minutes two girls sit next to it and light up.
At 1 hour 10 mins two strangers sit with the book between them - some conversation about the book, a hand up to say no and the book rests on the bench again.
Finally at 1 hour 26 minutes an old couple pick it straight up and walk off with it.
And for this I trained at Law school.
Next week: A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon - if I can be bothered.
For lasts weeks account click here.